Side Effects May Include Turtles.

Bring home Socrates, the mysterious little turtle from Common Side Effects.

Fully hand-painted and finished with a protective varnish, Socrates comes equipped with his signature glow-in-the-dark gem. Charge it under a bright light to see its eerie glow.

Made to quietly occupy a desk, shelf, or other suspicious corner of your home, Socrates is a peculiar little piece fans of the series—or anyone who feels their collection could use a turtle harboring unexplained powers. He's a great conversation piece.

Each Socrates is individually made, so subtle variations make every turtle a little different. Although varnished for protection, this is a display collectible and should be treated accordingly. Handle him gently and avoid drops, impacts, or excessive rubbing to keep the finish looking its best.

Keep him safe and don't tell big pharma.

Materials : Formlabs V5, Pro Acryl paints. Dimensions : 3.25" x 2" x 1 3/4"